06.08.2004 - Kings Canyon - Back to Alice Springs: 06.august.2004

I don t realy remember if Walter died today or yesterday...But later I will go at his place and have some cool time playing stupid but funny games. But for now...Wake up. Breakfast and go for Kings Canyon. Our last day trip...sniff sniff.

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Kings Canyon Magnifique. C est incroyable. You know this kind of place were a wrong step can be your last. Well Kings Canyon is one of this. Watch out were you go because here there is no fense to stop you falling.
SATAY MAN begin to tell us a tausend of stories when the white man came to conquier the Aboriginal land. A sad and funny story. Sad because the conquest of aboriginal land is fatal. Aboriginal culture and law are based to land. Everything started with land, the relationship to physical and spiritual world beginn with land. As simple example, check a aboriginal painting: its an aeral representation of their land and the action of the ancestor in this environment. You don t see a painting of a man as such, you see a painting of the representation of a man fron a bird perspective.The cultural belief and they reason of existense is the land. Take the land and you will kill the aboriginal culture.
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Well the telegraph story is part of this colonisation. Imagine that England had the brillant idee to construct a telegraph that will cross the country. Bloody hell. For somebody who drive by car through this country, he will know thats not a very good idee. First the aride climat. Second the huge distance. 3 no abundant food. But whatever, the construction will beginn on the two extreme until they will join each of other at on point. Same principe as the Tunnel under the sea beetwen France and England.
But at this time it was on the desert and it was a cable. Tausend of km to join, with wood sticks and a cable, menswork, no machines. The Telegraph-story. This guys didn t expect a such difficult task. Surviving in the midle of this aride climat...and when it was raining it rained to much...well lets says this ID was not the best one. And an additional problem came: they had a deadline. On the one side the people had finished but on the other not. What to do the day of inauguration to transmit the first message. Say that they were not finished ? This people could say that to the royality and so like a kid will do, they just lied. They said the work was finished. But it wasn t. And in the desert nobody could ever notice it. So they decided to transmit the telegraph in the missing part with a trick. The message will first go trough the telegraph, then stop because of the stopping line, then they will post a camel at each 50 km with a men on it. Each Camel will ride to the next with the message until they reach the other end of the telegraph...and there, they will send it online. The Fake telegraph will function. And so they did. Few month later they finished the connection and the English King get the knews about that. But if they will punish the mens for they lie, they will ridiculised themselve. So they do what each government do when they don t want negative publicity, they dig the story as deep as they could.
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We continue to walk in the park, full of rocky cliffs and georges. A scream here give a fantastic echo. All arround us the rocks were hidding secret tracks. If you walk with a group and wait a little bit, the group will disappear behind a wall, a georges and without the marks it will be very difficult to find them back. Walking there without marks is like walking in a labyrinth. I love it !
Sean gave us tausend of different indication, very welldone, very precise and instructive. This guy realy do it well. He is a little bit like me, he takes his work serious, but himself not.
I mean look at him on the picture...can you believe this is the best guide I ever had ? It is so nice that we imagine a strange thing. Yes imagine in two days Sean will meet his new group, and imagine, the group will be the same. Imagine each 3 days will allways be the same. You know like the movie with Bill Murray (Frensh: Un jour sans fin - German title: Taeglish grusst das Murmeltier). Yes we wished this adventure will not stop today....We had so much fun all together.
But everything has a end, the good and the bad one.

Back to the road. Next stop Camel and Kangoru watching.
I took a break and tried to sketch a little bit. And for the first time since month, I could draw without freezing. I m realy happy to come to south east asia for that...no cold anymore, and a lot of drawings.

Back to the road. Next stop. Camel riding.
I quit my copilote post, after played 1000 times again OBLADI OBLADA. I join Julie my allways happy and nice Canadian girl, Nelie my IQ changing charming beauty, Aoifa my funny-buddha girl, Colin who seems to sleep 70 % of the time and when he wake up he make this wierd face, you look at him and can die of laughting. Linda who write my IQ=0 (they just wish I will be not so inteligent) and Jamie the Killer Look. Together we played tausend of games, the paper Frogs, the Who I m game, witch consist to write a name down, put it on someone head. Everybody know has to gues who he is. The question must be answered with a YES or NO. Today we had 1-Aoifa who smiled me but hate me, because she was Buddha, 2-Jamie as Donald Duck, 3-Nelie as Omer Simpson (fits good for her IQ), 4-Julie as the Pope (strange we never had a Canadian Pope...could be realy funny. Imagine Rock Voisine or Celine Dion in Rome !), 5- me as Sean the Satay man (our guide for those who don t follow anything) , 6-Colin as Pamela Anderson , 7-Pascal as the CrocoHunter Steve Irwin.

We realy enjoyed all this moment, never boring allways entertaining. When I write this down my friend I realy thing intense about you. I loved the time with you guys.

Break. Time to ride the Camels.
I remember the first time I ride a horse in Malaga (Spain 5 years ago ?!) , this huge animal, strong and beautifull, elegant and fast. I remember the little problems I had to manage this, and the joy I had to ride as fast as possible without feeling any danger..."trust you must" will say Yoda.. But the Camel thats a different story. They don t realy look inteligent, they seems to be bored by us and when you sit on them and they begin to take of from there knees well, that is not very elegant. But the baddest thing ever is when they begin to ride.....AHAHAHAHAHAH, my balllllllls. Hye Houiie...that hearts. Realy...its funny for those who look at but next time I will reoganize my parts bellow the belt before sitting on this giants. In five minutes I just won 5 octaves ! Michael Jackson voice. AOUUUUH.

Okay break. Everybody splitt in the park and look after the different animals. I take my sketchbook I try to draw a Camel. I m standing against the fense and concentrate on this Ball killers. Suddently I can feel something pushing my head. I can t realy turn, because I want to finish my drawing...The huge things that is pushing my head and make me a "Callin (how to say that in English), is a Camel. I think this stupid looking female fell in love with me. Maybie I look good for them ? Same stupid expression ? Could be. Gee Bok I think you took a pic from that. Could you send it to me ? Thx.

Well time to go back to the road....until...until Nelie comes in the front...what ? Ho she is sick. Okay lets stop. Sean Stop the bus on the side road. I take his key. He don t understand whats going on. Everybody smile. Whats going on here ?
SUUUUURRRRPRISE. Here is a present for his 75 tour. The Satay man song. What the emotion deep in us could not tell, the song and this words just do it. Everybody in the bus take the paper with the words of The SATAY MAN, Julie take the guitar and play....we sing together...Sean's surprise.
( Video to big - I need a video editing software to put video online - someone can help ? )

And what should happen happened. Alice Springs. We arrived. Time take a showel, time to leave the bus full of mashmallow, paperfrogs, red uluru sand, Sataysauce, marker on the windows, stinky foot smells, and happy souvenirs.

But before the team slipt tomorow a last party. The funny thing is, for the first time I saw everybody clean, from SatayMan without Satay sauce in his hair to the girls full of nice parfum....Finaly.
Time for fun, drinks (The 80% glass Snapps and 20 % balley that I discover thanks a unknow lady at the bar), then Gee Bok s special Korean drink that he shared with us. An honour for me. I appreciate so much his compagny, a great men full of surprise and knowledge. Than the Kangouru and the vegetarian pizza....the happyness....The perfect end. Last pictures of an 3 days adventure that seems to be weeks...I loved the time with you guys. Hope to see some of you somewhere...
The people splitt, some went sleeping and some not. Of course Julie and me (the frenchies) had some more energy left for discotheque, Colin and Aoifa to, and Joseph a french guy I met tonight came too.

Tomorow, next advendture. I don t realy have plans...We will see what the future brings.


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